This is the first guest blog here at "The Wrestling Genius." This one comes to us from Alissa. I'll be back in a few days with my next blog. Until then, here's what Alissa had to say:
As we all know, last night was epic and unepic all within itself. Firstly, Triple H: He should not have been talking at the beginning of the show. He talked about nothing and it was an annoying way to start the show. He may have been in the WWE for 16 years, but I personally think that it is time for him to retire, or at least back down and not look so creepy on the screen. I understand that he is intimidating and wants to end The dead man’s streak, but I would personally like to see the newer guys fight. With all the talk that he is doing, he better put up one hell of a fight at Wrestle Mania.
As we all know, last night was epic and unepic all within itself. Firstly, Triple H: He should not have been talking at the beginning of the show. He talked about nothing and it was an annoying way to start the show. He may have been in the WWE for 16 years, but I personally think that it is time for him to retire, or at least back down and not look so creepy on the screen. I understand that he is intimidating and wants to end The dead man’s streak, but I would personally like to see the newer guys fight. With all the talk that he is doing, he better put up one hell of a fight at Wrestle Mania.
Which brings me to King Sheamus: I was very happy to see him tackle Triple H during his speech, however King Sheamus’ legs are way too white for the public eye to see. He should not have taken on such a large man because he had the drop coming to him when Triple H annihilated him against the announcers table (Which made Jerry “The King” Lawler’s face priceless, haha). Which leads me into the fight with Michael Cole. His fight was completely pointless against Jerry “The King” Lawler. First of all, he got someone else to fight The King, and all that Cole said was “What do you think about that Lawler?” Then he repeated it over and over again, which just goes to show that he has no smack talk good enough to actually bring it. I personally do not like The King, however it was wrong of Cole to think that he is the shit when he really isn’t. They could have cut that completely out of life. I would rather listen to Triple H smack talk Cena (Who is one of my favorites) than listen to Michael Cole who looks like a chipmunk. I understand that The King is trying to make a comeback, but let him be. We all know that he is not going to win at Wrestle Mania, but let’s at least give him the ability to try. Bringing in Jack Swagger to do your dirty work, Michael Cole, that was a pussy move.
I know I am jumping out of line here, but that also leads me to The Miz. The Miz is such a pussy when he went off on John Cena. I am so glad that John Cena made the bet with The Miz about firing Alex Riley. I don’t know much about Alex Riley, but I hear that he is worthless, so in the end that whole situation worked out. The Miz totally could have fought in a suit. He totally could have taken John Cena. However, the dumbass had Alex fight Cena himself. So dumb. I liked the fact that they were in the cage. I disliked how The Miz said he was not going to interfere and he ended up interfering. Taking pictures of John Cena was uncalled for. However John Cena retaliated by taking a picture (on The Miz’s phone) of Alex Riley, which I find a little funny. And as a side note, I just want to say that I LOVE how John Cena wrestles in jean shorts. But anyways, the fight wasn’t bad. Alex Riley was afraid of heights which gave Cena an advantage, however Cena did not take the advantage correctly. There were so many opportunities that Cena could have just hopped over the cage or pushed the door open. Despite the fact that they wanted more money and a “better” fight, it was past eleven and I was already tired of watching the show since it was quite boring. The Miz took a chair and tried beating Cena down like an animal. The Miz is just crazy. He is NOT awesome and he needs to shut his mouth. I believe that he is all talk and no play (which he displayed by making his poor assistant fight for his own job). Meanwhile, I really hope that The Miz fails due to his lack of help from assistants. He should not have had the place in the commentators chair and The Miz just needs to learn how to fight his own battles. I would like to see the cage again but I would like to see a better fight.
I know I am jumping out of line here, but that also leads me to The Miz. The Miz is such a pussy when he went off on John Cena. I am so glad that John Cena made the bet with The Miz about firing Alex Riley. I don’t know much about Alex Riley, but I hear that he is worthless, so in the end that whole situation worked out. The Miz totally could have fought in a suit. He totally could have taken John Cena. However, the dumbass had Alex fight Cena himself. So dumb. I liked the fact that they were in the cage. I disliked how The Miz said he was not going to interfere and he ended up interfering. Taking pictures of John Cena was uncalled for. However John Cena retaliated by taking a picture (on The Miz’s phone) of Alex Riley, which I find a little funny. And as a side note, I just want to say that I LOVE how John Cena wrestles in jean shorts. But anyways, the fight wasn’t bad. Alex Riley was afraid of heights which gave Cena an advantage, however Cena did not take the advantage correctly. There were so many opportunities that Cena could have just hopped over the cage or pushed the door open. Despite the fact that they wanted more money and a “better” fight, it was past eleven and I was already tired of watching the show since it was quite boring. The Miz took a chair and tried beating Cena down like an animal. The Miz is just crazy. He is NOT awesome and he needs to shut his mouth. I believe that he is all talk and no play (which he displayed by making his poor assistant fight for his own job). Meanwhile, I really hope that The Miz fails due to his lack of help from assistants. He should not have had the place in the commentators chair and The Miz just needs to learn how to fight his own battles. I would like to see the cage again but I would like to see a better fight.
I unfortunately happened to miss the fight with Randy Orton. Needless to say, I love him. He, to me, is the greatest. I believe that he is fighting a Nexus member every week in order to see if C. M. Punk will have his fellow Nexus members with him at Wrestlemania or not. Needless to say, Randy won the first fight, leaving the Nexus member out for a long time. So, we still have yet to see where this goes. I have faith in Randy.
The fights between the divas wasn't as entertaining last night as they usually are. One girl, however, did hit the floor outside the ring. That was pretty decent. I dislike the Bella twins or whatever their names are. They are sneaky cheaters, and I feel that if you are going to be in the profession, fight your own fights. They are caddy and I like the other tag team better. I like the blonde fighter, she’s a good one to watch. But the twins, they need to step up their game. Eve was commentating last night and said she would like to fight the Bella twins one on one. I agree with Eve, I would like to see a match like that where they step out of the tag team fighting.
I suppose I shall move onto The Rock. I am glad to see that The Rock is back. However, I dislike the fact that he is back via “Live” video. Uhh what the hell? Why can’t he be there live and not over a damn camera. Meanwhile, I do not feel that he was even live. It was pre recorded, obviously, and I just feel that if “his blood is WWE” and that he “was born into WWE, that he IS WWE,” then he needs TO BE AT THE WWE. It is one Monday night, and people would pay to see him. I know that I would. Meanwhile, he dissed Cena, and some of the other guys. He delivered his speech well, he’s a good speaker I must admit. I just can’t wait to see what happens when he actually does fight. We might not be able to see him, but I know John Cena will be seen (that was a pun, by the way) and John Cena is more WWE than The Rock because he actually comes and gives his all while he’s there.
Alberto Del Rio, um I’m not even going there. He needs to donate one of his cars to someone who doesn’t have them and he needs to just die. Someone should beat his ass and never let him back on the show ever. His assistant is more pleasant to watch than he is. Alberto Del Rio, blah.
And one last note, I would just really love to see someone, ANYONE, pull out C. M. Punk’s lip ring. I would love it.
Thank you for reading. If I forgot anything, I’m sorry. Leave me some comments and I’ll give my input on anything.
~Alissa
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